josh and I are watching the commercials before the previews before The Vow.
they’re boring…car commercials and all that.

THEN.
Jennifer Love Hewitt does a full on strip tease-saucy dance while singing like a siren about how only rich men can get with her. it was a plug for some new show on lifetime but I was too distracted by the gyrating men in white briefs and her pantsless, boobs out dance.

so thank you, lifetime.
as if our relationship wasn’t prey to most pitfalls, you just created a lovely memory of our first valentines date starting off with an fairly soft-core pornographic commercial.
thanks. i didn’t want this to be special at all.